Exposed

Andy and Lee do each other favors from time to time, and exchange tokens of thanks on occasion. Recently, Andy was able to help Lee out with a little problem for which Lee was appreciative. He wanted to do something for Andy in return and decided advice was in order.

“Andy,” Lee said, “you can’t be letting your wife ride around with her back end exposed like that.”

You can imagine my shock and embarrassment, as I tug on my shirt tail and wondered how much I’ve actually been exposing. Lee points in my general direction and begins a lecture on my naked license plate and how I shouldn’t be riding around like that with it “undressed.”

In the end (no pun intended) it is agreed that Lee will supply Blaze with a license plate frame to dress her up a bit and keep me from being written up the local gossip column. Not a bad deal for me. I like this bartering system where I am the beneficiary. Maybe I can barter Andy’s services (keep your mind clean) for more biker bling.

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